Space Aliens United

How many space aliens does it take to change a light bulb? (What's a light bulb?) As a space alien, this offends us! ....these are ethnic jokes, and why can't you earthlings be politically correct for a change? So we have formed a union called Space Aliens United and we have a strong legal base that puts the ACLU to shame. Yes, that's right, us space aliens have rights too. Also, we have 2/3rd of the monetary resources of earth (this is growing daily) in our greedy little paws. (Since we do time travel as well, we get to bet on the winning horses, and know which stocks will do well, and when.) We also know who will become president next. (But we aren't telling, because that would disrupt the space-time continuum and that would be very bad.) We own major corporations, and control almost everything in the world. The one thing we cannot control are those confound space witches and their space alien black cats. But who wants them anyway? One of these days ... soon ..., the earth take-over plan will prevail, and then we will put a space alien in the Oval Office! Space aliens - the most misunderstood minority on your planet.

Our goals are to put space aliens in Congress, in the Senate, in the Pentagon, and last but not least, in charge of Microsoft! Who's to say when this will happen? Perhaps it already has! One thing we can tell you, our space aliens have come up with an award-winning pizza! So your favorite pizza parlor may be the one funding our goals! We will win...WE will win! Ha! Ha!

YOU ARE NOT ALONE

to be continued. . .

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